Your Website Sucks.
Let AI Prove It.
Get a brutally honest AI review of your website's design, copy, SEO, and performance. Free. Shareable. Painful.
What we roast
🎨
Design
Layout, colors, typography
✍️
Copy
Headlines, CTAs, clarity
🔍
SEO
Meta tags, structure, links
⚡
Performance
Speed, Core Web Vitals
🖱️
UX
Mobile, nav, accessibility
FAQ
Is this free?+
Yes! You can roast up to 5 websites per day for free.
How does the scoring work?+
We analyze your site using Google PageSpeed Insights and our own HTML analysis, then an AI rates it across 5 categories from 0-100 with an overall letter grade (S through F).
Can I share my results?+
Absolutely. Every roast gets a unique URL and a shareable score card image optimized for Twitter/X and LinkedIn.
Will the AI be mean to my website?+
Brutally honest, yes. Mean for the sake of being mean, no. Every roast includes specific, actionable feedback alongside the burns.